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beyoncebeytwice:

today was a really bad day why am i alive why am i here what is my purpose on earth i feel like floating into space or maybe lying face down in a kiddie pool

richwhitelesbian:

if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food

(via blackmormon)

my life is one big “wow ok”

(Source: shelpee, via zerl)

potterr:

i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face

(via zerl)

tickturn:

im real drunk and home and made ramen and theres like no water in it and im rewatching every season of misfits and i walked o far tonight and life is good ramen is good and theres NO WATER IN THIS RAMEN

Hey this is why we’re friends

• me: does a 30 minute jog
• me: ok where my hot bod at

crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

(via zerl)